Amazon Review of Stronger Together – Part 1

The book flopped miserably, but there is a silver lining to every cloud. Yes, we have a choice between Douchebag and Turd Sandwich, our democracy is a sham and the country has a choice between bad and horrible.  But, at least, we can distract ourselves with these hilarious reviews.
Kaine does look like he is doing a Nazi salute on the cover!


The Foundation
Historic Moment for the First
This could be the first “book” in history to have more reviews on amazon the actual sales bwwwwaaaahAAHA lol Seaoh
Role Models
This book begins well. The first sentence says, “America is great because America is good.” It goes downhill from there. My experience has been that people want to know the inside truth about their role models. I read page after page looking for tips on how to ask for big payments from rich foreign money launderers, military dictators or junk food manufacturers. It was just a bunch of malarkey even more boring than a 6th grade Common Core history book. I wanted to find out how to delete hundreds of thousands of voter registrations and emails, but no such luck. This book talks about how every vote counts. As long as it’s for Hillary Clinton! [seriously: I did skim it and it is sooooooo boring and these are two boring people with very little to say except “vote for me]Amy Sterling Casil
[ Reviewer was assassinated by Hillary Rodham Clinton ]DH
Easy as One - Two - Three
I had the Clinton approval to purchase this book prior to the release date for just $353,000.
My edition had the now-deleted chapters:
  • I Didn’t Cheat the Democrats out of the Candidate who Actually won the Primary, but if I Did, Here’s How I Would Have Done It
  • Deleting Emails is as Easy as 1-2-3  and
  • How to Pretend to be Dumb When Asked Questions You Can’t Answer Truthfully

I must say, I really learned a lot and I look forward to the shift from the freedom to choose to a complete dictatorship under the Clinton oligarchy. Honestly, I’m thrilled because making decisions and controlling my own life is so annoying!

I’m giving this book one star because the second I opened it, I got a notification from my bank that $25 was withdrawn from Hillary for America and has been subsequently withdrawn every month since. I can’t get a hold of a representative to stop the payments, but I’m okay with it since I realized my money is going to a millionaire who doesn’t need it.

I figure she’s busy campaigning, fainting, and dodging press conferences so she probably doesn’t have time to raise money by giving speeches to Wall Street. All in all, I appreciated reading the lies saturating every page. I learned that it’s possible to rise to the top and break all social barrier – as long as you were already at the top and had lost all sense of morality you can achieve anything! Thanks, Hillary!Liz

I wanted to give this book One star but...
Truthfully, I was going to give this book 1-star, but I was afraid that if I did so I would end up accidentally shooting myself in the head 5 or 6 times and then die from a heart-attack. Albert Jackson Jr
Literature Masterpiece
I want to personally thank Hillary for helping to write the best thing ever written, by writing a CRAP book that gets all of these awesome reviews! I sat down all day and read them and giggled. I haven’t read anything so fulfilling in years. It gives me hope that so many people could write such intelligent and thoughtful reviews. I love you all!Tech
Heil Fuhrer
I got a copy of this book from someone in my office. First, I don’t know why Kaine is giving the Nazi salute on the cover. I couldn’t get past the first third of the book before realizing that she is actually charging people to read her ideas and Trump gives specific policy information on his website for free. Even though I didn’t pay for the book, I want my money back.RON NYC
Coffee Table Book
This book changed my life! It was perfect! Couldn’t have been better!! Our kitchen table had one of the four legs a little shorter than the others. It constantly wobbled. ‘Stronger Together’ was the exact thickness needed to end the wobble when placed under the short leg. Thank you to Hillary and Tim’s ghost writer for producing the correct number of pages that ended my misery with the damn kitchen table. No more spilled coffee!Anonymous
Ordered it, and it looked a little slim when it arrived. Turns out, 33,000 pages had been removedEvan Small
The elite will pay $250k+ for her to speak at a 15 minute event but regular John Doe won’t pay $10 for her book. The elite love her and the regular John Doe hate her. I wonder why?Wilson L
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